Welcome back. Welcome to a new section that we decided we’d do just for the laughs, if you follow us on Twitter then you may have seen us mentioning this new idea.
Basically we look at the previous week in the blogosphere and issue awards to whoever or whatever fits the criteria. Now, we thought up the awards and we’re always looking for new ideas, so if you have any there’s twitter and of course comments to share your ideas. We got some suggestions and some we kept, some simply inspired us.
Biggest Crybaby of the Week: Daniel Lam AKA Radiant
Some people just can’t give up. We always expected backlash, but we’ve never seen someone throw their toys out of their pram quite like Dan. He pretended to laugh, but was crying on the inside all the way through. Let’s be honest, if he really found it funny he would have dropped a comment and left just like the others. Instead, he threw a tantrum that even SiRiRu (A Young Girl still in school) would cringe at. Shame on you, Dan. Living proof that no matter how hard you fight back, the OEG will smash you down harder.
Biggest “Fail”: The Scrumptious Anime Blog
Scrumptious wins this award twice in a single post:
Falling flat on it’s face for thinking we spelled Humour incorrectly: http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/humour
“Ohoho-humour~ trying to be British? Oh wait Singapore was under Britain’s rule for quite some time, my bad. As much as I’m tempted to laugh at one little typo they made, I won’t, because they didn’t really nitpick on our grammar and typos either. But that could also be because they didn’t really read our posts wwwwwwww”
Didn’t you read the Q&A? And you criticise others for not reading posts properly…
B) Attempting to ‘diss’ us and once again, falling down.
We got a pingback (That somehow didn’t even get past our spam net) of the scrumptious crew basically dissecting our “dissection”. It’s a bit like trying to lick your own elbow: It can only be done by a select few, and even then it still makes you look retarded. What they failed to realise was that their collection of (No doubt hilarious) images didn’t show because they hotlinked.
Er, yeah. Makes total sense.
The Che Guevara Award for Standing the Fuck Up: 21stcenturydigitalboy
21stcenturydigitalboy never shys away from confronation, he called us ‘assholes’ and called everybody else who wrote about us “Lame” all whilst listening to YO-KING; a man who never takes his sunglasses off, ever. digitalboy simply doesn’t give a fuck. Check out this post.
Funniest Moment: Gordonator thrusting his crotch into the head of a small child
We wanted to make a jab, but the more we looked at it, the funnier it was. If Gordon becomes a Danny Choo/Hard gay hybrid before we feature him, we might be tempted to drop him from the list.
And all in the name of charity! You can read the full post here.
Worst Post: Kodomut
It just made us want to sob really. One sentence and it’s clumsily written: “Rin tries to secure presents from Santa by mode of bribery.”
Best Post: 21stcenturydigitalboy
It may have been pretentious, it may have been daring, but most importantly it was true. We’d already written up Fuzakenna, but this gave us more to add. Now we shall wait for it to be selected randomly.
Failed to Make the Cut: Realtaku
It should have been so provocative to us, it should have made us eager to go in for the kill, but instead it was so bland that we didn’t even release it from the spam net when it washed up inside.
That concludes this week’s awards! Short though they may be, we still expect acceptance speeches from the winners. We will probably expand these awards so that we have a much more interesting range of nominees by next week. See you on round 6!